overheard at bt timah rd:

self: this BM is an idiot
f: why
self: wtf. do you have to stop to turn?
where where where where where? wah i think the van will kapo it
j: there
self : no that is not:
j: then go the other one, this way
self: no it's against traffic. there's one up there
self:their door open right?
f: ya..but now close aready.
self: wind up the window for me.
f: all done let's gtfo.

on the way back:

self: wah what car is this, looks cool
j: sekali this is a hyundai
*fiddling with the cd player*
self: wheres the zhou jie lun song
je: he got all the zhou jie lun songs?
j: he load the new zhou jie lun album, he got all the zhou jie lun albums ah
self : looking for the new one
j: i thot u got the old one
self: no i fuked it off.
j: he got all the zhuo jie lun albums and he wanna buy them back.
jere: u siao ah. u copy to my hardisk i burn for you and sell u la
self: fuk u. he's quite zai wat. so must support him.
j: eh u go wrong way.
self. huh not go straight meh
j: no la pie tuas
self:pie is straight right.
j: which pie? changi or tuas.miah is turn right just now
self: tuas la! wtf u always tell me when its too late.
f: wrong already lah u wanna go round 2 ah.
self: dammit.. aiyah kje lah..