plain morning

awoke with red eyes to a grey morning
the perfect morning for a sleep in but i remembered i had to go to jb with a colleague of mine.
i forgot to tell my mum i'll be going out and so she bought me lunch..or brunch which i obviously had to eat before i leave now
and so i started to watch full metal panic second raid and eat brunch. (usual way i have my meals).
i was happilly eating when suddenly a cane frog hoped across my keyboard and startled me.wtf man where did it come from? my only guess was that my dad went to secretly feed my snakehead which i was starving for 3 days for the efficacious method of making it savage.
i watched it hop hop hop and stop, swuang my hand over it and it got scared and started to hop off the table and wow, it didn't die. as i was eating i didn't want to get my hands dirty by catching it....neither did i want to let it escape and let my whole house go apeshit over a damn frog...after comtemplating on what to do i spotted my stack of double a paper, and decided i would just stall for time....and so i took aim, estimated the amount of force and distance required to hit the frog and dumped the whole rim of paper over the frog. maybe i'll clean it up after i get home...not before giving my dad a piece of my mind.